Most fundraisers promise to change the world. I would like to change position on the sofa.
I'm the founder, sole employee and Employee of the Month at the Department of Doing Nothing. The competition was relaxed.
Our first productivity meeting has been postponed until we feel like it. Our five-year plan is currently a very comfortable cushion.
The wildly optimistic goal: roughly US$100,000, based on the equivalent when this fundraiser was created. An ambitious number for a department whose main achievement is finding the remote without standing up.
If this made you laugh, you can chip in to support my personal living expenses, leisure and savings. That's where the net proceeds go. The Department is a fictional comedy name for this personal fundraiser. Contributions are entirely voluntary, with no products, investments, prizes, rewards or promises of future content attached.
The joke is the pitch. The request for money is real.
Only contribute if you can comfortably afford it. Enjoying the joke is free. Sharing it is appreciated, especially since that sounds suspiciously like work.
All contributions will be reviewed by the Department of Appreciation. Also me.
