Hantavirus is spreading. Trump just did something. Three banks collapsed. There's a new war somewhere. The AI took your job.

Nothing is happening.

I need €10,000 to cope with the absolute vacuum of events currently occurring on this planet.

There is no crisis. There is no emergency.

Your donation will go toward:

1. $10 — hantavirus "precautions" for something that isn't happening
2. $50 — doomscrolling electricity bill
3. $200 — therapy for witnessing nothing
4. $1,000 — bunker (decorative)

Well. Would you look at the time.

It's Nothing O'Clock. Again.

Nothing happened and that's Alright!

🔁 Share if nothing affected you personally. Donate if it did. Either way, nothing will change.

Goal: €0 raised of €10,000 — because nothing ever happens.