Hello. Pennsylvania's 32nd legislative district will be holding a special election soon to replace a Democrat who won 85.9% of the vote, although he is dead. My cat is not dead. He has not even had a stroke. You might say he's overqualified. But with a D after his name, he can't lose in Oakmont.
This is not a parody. I will use this money to have my cat, Benjamin Joyce, be a write-in candidate in Allegheny County, where I have lived for five years. This will cost a lot more than the goal I've set here, but I am sure that the stunning and brave people of America would love to have some small part in this.