What do I need to do to get somebody to rescue me!?!?!? FOR THE LOVE OF GOD GET ME OUTTA HERE!!!!

It's the end of Youtube. It's the bottom of Youtube. DOA's trolls are finally doing something inspirational. They're meat for LOLCOWPALOOZA. Get ready for 24 hours of , eye rolling, SATIRE, laughs, dollhouses, dramatic readings, auctions, music, art and all the talent of the community. *we'll also all be crazy by hour 12 so HO' WD AHHHHNNNH.

ALL THESE GIVERS ON HERE ARE FUNNY AS HECK. LOVE ALL OF YOU.

Scotty, I miss you. Why won't you just fall in love with all of my personalities already? I am tired of high fiber pee staining my astroturf and RVs from Buffalo leaving tracks in it. Enri thinks he is smarter than me but I am the most smartest person on the planet. We can make up, you just have to worship my bunions.

I am sorry for messing with my craphead husbands phone. I am trying to get him out of our house but he will not leave. Win this so he will finally lose it and leave me and our daughter alone. We can not afford anymore paper plate or dog food

Now that I’ve kicked Korn to the curb I’ve been free to express my true self. You SCOTT are too stupid to understand why I make videos showing how OBSESSIVE I have become about making sure everyone knows the fun you all have without us! All I did was hate you for no valid reason! I thought my new hate chat would be fun, but it turns out we ARE all lame and can’t do it without the ELITE CHAT

Hey Boss! Remember when we had all those talks where you didn't actually talk to me but I just knew what you wanted me to say because I am seemingly telepathic? What am I thinking right now, Boss? If you guessed that I am thinking about men's butth0les you would be 100 percent correct. Issa Bhole boss!

Hey DOA, I want to let you and the toxic grammy gang that I am love with Von Michelle. I have met my twin flame through you. Because of this, I forgive you for having more followers and being wayyyy more likable than me. Von & I are planning on adopting Kenny after the wedding. More updates incoming!

I’ve come to my senses and realized that I was so hurt when you called me petty that I couldn’t cope. So I jumped down a “crazy” rebel, I mean rabbit, hole that led me to supporting a man who mocks the loss of a pet while he pretends to do unthinkable things to a stuffed animal. How did I get here when I once called out ASL for mocking his server? Guess I wandered too far….

Because I care!

I know I've been asking a lot of dumb questions mimicking all of the DOA haters but deep down I'm really routing for you Scott. If I'm being honest I'm just jealous that you get more attention than me and my ego is just to fragile and humongous to get past it publicly. I refuse to go on panel because I have no balls. Its hard to admit but its the reason my voice is so high some times truth be told

Can we deduct Taco Bell as an expense? 🫛🥦🥬🥒🫑🌽🥕👀 What are those? What do I do with them?

I’m workin’ that pole, shakin’ what my momma gave me to earn money to help my humans favorite person! Scawt Scawt Scawt Scawt SCAWT!

I’m happy to contribute to this very important cause. We need to protect our rights when we can. Thanks DoA!

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You Got This Boss!! "Let The Force be With You"