Frens, many of you know me as Special Guest Star, occasional Pretty Big Deal on the Internet. 2022 has been an amazing year due in no small part to you and your amazing gifts of prayers and messages of encouragement and (duh) money.
I was able to finally leave my house! It was February 26th. I was out and I am estranged from my wife.
This is good.
I spent about three weeks urban camping, sleeping in my car and showering at the gym. I got my old job back (at a better wage, but it’s nothing to brag about) and got into a quaint little apartment in the city.
Thank you. Thank you for saving me!
Now on to the second part of this Very Special Episode, guest starring Gordon Jump as the bicycle shop pervert. (IYKYK.)
Shortly after leaving home, perhaps by about March 12th, I picked up a secret admirer.
Not just any admirer, a secret one. And a stalker at that.
I have a cyberstalker! No kidding!
He made himself busy by hacking my emails and passwords - ruining my online persona by impersonating me and harassing people who I speak with.
I had to change all my personal info and hide it. I had to get a whole new physical phone and a new calling plan on a new carrier.
All of this cost about $1000.
So in a couple of months I should be free and clear. Being flat busted is a lot better than being in my old toxic situation.
I have officially enrolled in grad school starting this summer and I’ve dropped 40 lbs since Christmas! I feel great. I have no money but I have my pride and dignity and an awesome future ahead.
Anyone who wants to keep up on the saga of the special guest star stalker can email me c/o this website.